Cookiss Iz A CD Seller @ Esplanade

Today I sell UnXpected CDs at Esplanade coz they are performing there. The crowd was gourd damn happening. The Cowboy Bar gang were there to support as well!
The atmosphere was my POV of perfection, a great band performing on stage under the unique canopy created by Volkswagen with a great seaview behind them, with lotsa friends and lotsa nice songs with superb lightings, everything is just so nice.
I like to sell CDs ( dunnoe why ) , especially when you are selling for a great band like UnXpected. The people who bought the CDs were ALL very nice people as well.
Met up with Junie and I am so glad I saw her again after the longest time, she always make me feel very happy when I speak to her, lotsa laughs, she is such a joker.
Jordan was very nice as well.. he came and find me at the Mech table, he bought a CD from me and he bought a pain-relieving cream for me for the bruise I gotten from last Thursday's drunk fight. So sweet of him!
After that Scweet Markie called me, although its only for a while but I just feel great speaking to him for that little while.. heh. Everybody was nice , everything was fine except for ONE idiot which I shall not elaborate further, but on the whole, I just felt today is a Good day! I wanna sell more CDs!!

Da Black KKKs @ CocoLatte

One of the Klan Member decided to remove his mask and reveal himself



The Klan is in CocoLatte, punishing some criminal with a whip.. there are 3 Black KKK in the picture, can you spot All 3?

Hallo Weird Ideaz

Jim & myself met up today, we discussed about our halloween costume. I tell you, Jim has the craziest ideas, we had many tummy-ache-laffs, let me share our ideas..
^ He wanted to wear this headgear with a chicken suit ( bird flu ) ^

* Dress up as PAP, white shirt and white pants, with the PAP sign chopped on our foreheads ( this we sure kena one )
* Wear black & white jump suit with a brown paper bag over our head ( as a convict )
* Saddam's Mask with American suit
* Scarecrow
* Dress up as god's son
* Paste newpapers all over ourselves
* Wear a Big trash bag over.
* Dress up as a striped KKK ( black & white supremacy )
* Dress up as a rainbow KKK ( gay supremacy )
* Dress up as yellow KKK ( Yellow supremacy )
* Dress up as a black KKK ( against the original white KKK )

We decided with the Black Ku Klux Klan idea.. as its quite original. The only problem is, its too original, we have problem finding the mask. We managed to find our robes at No. 1 Costume, but we cannot find the mask at all. In the end we bought black cloth and made the KKK mask ourselves, so its damn original. Both Jim & me gonna dress up the same, so i think there's gonna be lotsa suspense and fun!

I Got Wacked

Thursdays... Arrrgg... I hate Thursdays! Every Thursdays either something bad will happen either to me or to people around me. For the past 100 over thursdays I will have something to bitach about. This Thursday... went to work as per normal.. the regular idiotic yuppies were there.. everything was okie! Until about 2am, I was standing at the service bar and out sudden I saw this guy taking his pants down and he starts smashing the glassed and chairs around him, his group of friends were trying to help him.. but he was a big guy and he was coming my direction ( right ).. just as I was about to 'siam' from the guy.. another group fromm another side ( left ) ran towards the drunk guy and they started wacking each other up, yes, with me right in the middle of the 2 groups. The bouncers tried to save me but cannot.. so I got wacked , pushed to the bar and I hurt my back.. now my back hurts.. Hurhurhur.. Thursdays.. How luckier can I get. I hate Thursdays!!!

Blardy Monday

Went to Cineleisure.. I saw a pool of blood.. someone jumped from the 3rd level inside cineleisure fell face flat on in front of the japanese restaurant. I can smell the blood manz.. on top of the pool of blood was Corpse Bride poster with lotsa skeletons... eerie I tell you.
After which we went to watch a movie called Revenge of Lady Vengence.. a movie with lotsa blood.. oh well.. Nothing much, just dont like the feeling of people jumping.. so its just another bloody Monday.

Good Ol' Bobby

Bobby is one of the more fortunate abandoned dogs compared to 10,000 dogs in SG abandoned by their owners annually. Bobby is Holland Village's very own dog. Bobby was abandoned by his owner for many years. Poor Bobby was roaming about aimlessly hanging around where it used to be his home, I am sure he misses home.. but lucky Bobby was loved by the Holland villagers , everybody fed him, loved him and I am proud of the Villagers for having such a passionate heart toward a dog!

I once saw the person who abandoned Bobby, she walked past Bobby with a new small dog in her arms, I wonder how Bobby felt at that time. When I spoke to her ( with Bobby around ), I felt alittle ashamed that I am actually speaking to a irresponsible person who abandon her dogs onto the streets expecting people to take care. Bobby is the 2nd dog she abandoned. The first one Max, passed away.

Bobby is probably 10 years old now, and he has problems breathing and walking. But the TLC that he gets from the kopitiam he hangs around now, makes him a happy dog I supposed. He loves fried chicken & satay! So if you do see Bobby when you are in Holland Village, DO NOT bully him or many people will come after U. Try talking to him, share with him your food and be not afraid of him for he is a really friendly doggie.

Look at him, so adorable..Everybody Loves Bobby! Dont we?

Drummer Got Shot @ Wala

^ Vanessa's Stylo Video Crew @ Wala^

Vanessa, the PADI woman & her video crew went to Wala to shoot Brandon, they are doing a press-kit for Brandon. Went to Wala for a while to accompany Vanessa. I almost didnt wanna go SSC and work but too bad I had to go coz I promised them. Vanessa & Video Gang were cool.. They had 2 Video Cameras & they shot from all POV of Brandon, waiting to see the footage manz. The Video Crew was made up of a PADI management, a Deejay, A light technician for Indochine & a drummer, interesting people! Only stayed @ Wala for an hour and I went off to work at Hell-O-SSC..

J.Low Finally

I haven met this guy for the longest time and I met him today! I am So happy! Jim is such a nice young chap! Jim Da Man!

I Am The 'LAI' Priestess

The Shining Queen, who rules the velvet night,
And nurtures nascent change, concealed from sight,
Transforms and changes, wheeling light and dark,
And seeks the Sun to sire the unseen spark.
The watery depths bring forth the Child of Light.

Yes, I am an oxymoronic Tarot card reader. Like it or not I give you good & bad meanings of your card readings. I wont only say what you wanna hear but what you dont wanna hear too, I think thats being realistic and helpful.

I use the Tarot Cards as a guideline to living life NOT to predict the future, I dont wanna be a psychic psychotic Tarot Reader.I love my Deck, which is the Morgan Greer Tarot. I like the pictures very much, when I 1st saw it I felt an attachment to the Deck thats why I bought it.

MY SOUL CARD- MAJOR ARCANA CARD 2 ( calculations based on the day I am borned ) THE HIGH PRIESTESS
Interpretation of Card ...

Higher Meaning:
The High Priestess represents wisdom, intuition, and hidden knowledge. She is able to bring into consciousness that which is unconscious. She is able to articulate and illuminate the deepest mysteries. The High Priestess is steadfast and faithful and a lover of revealed and unrevealed truth.

Mundane Meaning:
Intuition, mystery, and unrevealed influences at work in the questioner's life is indicated by the presence of the High Priestess. This card may represent a woman in the questioner's life or the questioner. A woman who is supportive, loving, wise, and very intuitive is also represented by the High Priestess. Take time to listen to the inner voice present in the stillness of a quiet heart.

Reversed Meaning:
When the High Priestess is reversed in a reading it may indicate a misuse of spiritual or psychic power. It can also represent the desire to control or manipulate others. This card reversed may also represent an individual who does not listen to or trust their own intuition.

WIggie Wiggler WIg

Three Friends On Monday
Meet To Go For A Movie
Brandon, Syed And Wendy

Brandon Was Da Twit
Who Chose The Wig
Feel Like giving him A Kick

The Korean Horror
Which Is Of Much Gory
Syed And Me Find It Scary

In The Cine,
There werent Many
Makes the scene more Freaky

Lengthy Was the Story
Eerie Was the Wiggie
I almost Went Crazy

After All the Shockings
All three Needed Remedy
Went Downstairs For Many Ciggies

Good thing Last Couple of Weeks
I returned Tiramisu their Wig
Or that Will give me Lots of Creeps

Rockadelic Hypnotism

(continuing from the previous blog)



All the pugs werent enough to spoil my night @ WalaWala, coz the best is yet to come, yesh the UnXpected.
When the 1st set started, Simon was telling me that the 1st set is always kinda slow, I told him ' you'll never know, they are the UnXpected' . As usual he took out his papers to read when the band started their 1st song.. den 2nd song...blah blah .. den I dunnoe the number what song of the 1st set, they sang Led Zepplin..Whoo! Power manz!

2nd set was even more rockadelic, Shirlyn didnt look like Shirlyn anymore, she looked possessed with the songs she was singing, head-banging, damn happening, I could see ALL the tables in front of her looked at her with their mouths opened. All kena possessed by her liao. I am still okay coz I got my ear plugs on... hehe...

3rd set.. Ultimate Rock! There was so much actions & distractions going on! I dont wanna miss out any actions at all so I took out my ear plugs, dont care oredi, deaf den deaf lah! RENE, the super guitarist, manz, every song he has a solo, he plays so fast he just leaves you not breathing while he plays. SHIRLYN with her dont-know-come-from-where voice, she hits the pitch high & low until your ear drums over-vibrates, and with her head-banging, you just go giddy. BRANDON, the drummer, I cant decide to look at his legs kickin de kik drums or his hands flipping the drum sticks, I wished I could play drums like him manz. ASRI, the bassbitch, all i could see was his ass, coz I was sitting straight behind him, but I didnt missed much coz I was just sitting beside the bass amp, and you can feel the bass passing & vibrating it's way out from your body.. shiok!

So many things to see and I also wanna see the audiences reactions and so many pugs beside me with so many FLASHES! Wah I just went Mad YoYo that night! RoCk never die!!

Not only that, Justin, Kayo & Candy came along, I was so happy to see them! And Justin was so nice to squeeze into the crowd to get me a glass of ice-water, I was so touched there were tears in me eyes ( dont noe issit the Pugz FLASHES, the band,or Justin being such a gentlemen )

After all the 3 sets, Wala played Boys 2 Men cd, which was kinda twisted after the Rockadelic hypnotism. I totally lost it, I even forgot my own name I think, I just went brain freezed & numbed... Its like after a traumatic scene, you take Valium, its de high high feeling ( I didnt drink alcohol at all )

I went through all the extremities of feelings, guilt ( for makin simon wait ) > happy ( I see Mel ) > irritated ( by the Pugz FLASHES ) > hyper ( from the drums and Shirlyn head banging ) > engrossed ( with the music ) > electrifying sensations ( from the bass ) > breatheless ( Rene's guitars ) > happy ( Kayo & Candy was funny ) > touched ( Justin being soo nice ) > shocked ( tot Kayo lost her HP ) > relieved ( Kayo found her HP ) > confused ( frm Rock suddenly to Soul music )

It was too much for me to digest liao.. Zombed me went to supper with them & when I went home, I just concussed.. What a WAH LA day manz, Please do remind me to take Panadol, Codine, Valium & Estacy b4 I go see UnXpected next time ..

Flashes of Hatred Makes Cookiss Blind

Well, yesterday as usual I was at WalaWala, I made Simon wait for me for an hour & he is not at all angry with me, which makes me feel worse, I rather he scold me.

The night didnt start off very nicely for me, the first thing I saw when I went in to Wala was a Butch, I was thinking to myself, why do I see them everyway I go.. nevermind.. Shirlyn told me I cannot be bias.. so I ignore tt thing.. who was just sitting @ the table beside me. Anyways the butch's face was all flat, reminds me of a pug, Actually the whole table looks like pugs to me..Maybe they ARE pugs coz they dont behave like humans anyways.. See picture below ( not very clear coz I got no FLASH )



For the next 15 minutes, the whole group seems to be into some disco lights sessions, moving around the table taking pictures of themselves, pose here pose there, with triple FLASHES that makes u go blind for a while kind. Well well, I was a little pissed off but I still remember what Shirlyn told me, so I must endure. Just then the rudest girl from the butch's table came to me...

Rude girl : Anyone? ( pointing at one of the chairs at my table )
Cookiss : Yes, I am expecting somebody
Rude girl : Huh? ( she dont understand england or she is deaf or juz plain rude )
Cookiss : Errm YES its taken
Rude girl : Anyone? ( pointing to another chair )
Cookiss : YES its taken too!
Rude girl : All the chairs taken?? ( she stupiak or what? )
Cookiss : YES ( rude girl went away )

Next 30 minutes, I was ready to go into fits if I endured any longer because the disco FLASHES from their cameras were driving me nuts. Gotto get it out of system, so I finally bitach about them to Simon whom I think share the same sentiments as me.

Next 15 minutes , I think by then they might have taken like 100 shots of pictures of themselves with FLASHES!! Gourd damn it!! I thought I make them feel bad by staring at them. Just when I stared at them, a FLASH went off straight into my eyes, fug manz, I went blind for a while.. I could see birds and flies flying around on Wala stage.. woooahoho..

Throughout the night, they didnt listen to the band, they didnt clap.. all they did was disco-ing with their irritating FLASHES & unsightly lesbo smooches ,which left me blind in me brainz & eyes, I think all those FLASHES might had melted my contact lens onto me eyez too..

Just my luck to be around such Selfish, Ignorant, NO EQ, and Rude people... People who try to take out their red-eye from their own pictures which left mine sore and of coz , with a Butch included, it just gets worst.... until..... ( to be continued )

Individuality is Overrated

Reality bites. As deep as it bites, I realised the art of living is not simple & it kinda demoralised me to be living with people who escapes from reality. Nobody listens to anybody, all wanna be heard. When you hit reality checkpoint on people, they escape from the topic. Nobody sees anything from anybody's point of views. No humilty, No listening, No learning... All stunted. Everyone tries to hard to prove their points & be out-standing to the entire world but fail to examine their real self.

Being Humble - Some of the people I noe are caught up with illusions of themselves in their big heads, that the word 'humble' is totally wiped off from the memory dictionaries. Being humble requires far more courage then just being proud of yourselves with ur ways & says. When you are wrong, you are wrong, your pride isnt gonna make you correct, just apologise and learn from your mistakes.

Being Real - Alot of people fall short in this category because being in their own dreamland is the most comfy way of living their lives. These people cannot take even that small little bite from reality, that leaves them vulnerable. A little problem comes by and they break down.

Heeding Advice - The values of advice has gone downhill. People only want to give advice now, they dont take advice anymore. Advice is one of the best things to recieve for free. Not all advices are heedable, at least try to listen and ponder over it. True friends stabs u in front not from the back.

Be Genuine - Everything must come from the heart or else its all vanity.

Look out of the box, look out of yourselves and be a better person & make the world a better place. Dont try to hard to be special unless you come from a special school. Individuality is overrated on Earth, try other planets.

Introducing The Walking Corn - Vanessa

I love Corns! I eat corn in da morning, noon & night. I dont have to brush my teeth, so i can retain corny breath so people can smell corn when I speak corny.. I also won Miss Corny 2005 award. And I am so proud of myself! I am Vanessa the Living PopCorn, Miss Corny 2005! Eat, Sleep, Shit & Speak Corny! Long Lived Corns! Love Me or Hate Me, I am Corny.

The Smiling Pink Finger's NightOut

Hello! I am the Pink Finger! I love WalaWala! I love UnXpected & I love Macintosh!

This is my Master! Shirlyn! I wanted to take a picture with her coz she is a happening Rawk star! But I think she is annoyed with me, probably I didnt stand in quite the correct position...bleah

Simon is Da Apple Man! I thought I might as well pose in a picture with him coz he is such a nice friend & he is a Mac-er! Minority!

On my way back to my master's bag I found a friendly smile so I thought I take a picture with this friendly smile.. wonder who this smile belongs to anyways? mmmm...

Cookiss Kena Possessed by Fever

This freaking fever has been possessing me for 3 days and still dun wanna get out. I dont like to be sick, I wanna recover! Gourd damn it!!
I took the damn influenza vaccination a year ago, the vaccination last only for one year and immediately I kena this. Must go and vaccinate myself again manz!!
I feel hot and cold at different hours of the day, pain and aches here and there, shivering all the time, I feel horrible!! And i did everything I could to get well, see the doctor, ate more then 10000mg of Vitamin C, pain killers, panadol, codine, nothing works, this mutated fever is still chilling out inside my body!!! Come out lah please, I got alot of things to do, dont torture me like that can?

Bible of Sorrow Xun

Hold & Behold Xun the Tyrant has started a blog!

Some call him Xun Tyrant Tino,
Some call him Almighty Xun,
Some call him the Blasphemy Xun,
Ethnics of Xun soon you will see

Words he penned down penetrates the mind with facility,
and leaves the memory with difficulty
Never fail to infuse your brains with insanity

A pain in the Arse,
or a Unique Vase,
Depends on how one glance

Rythmic topics of Legion
Is what he dilligent
That's what I call intelligent
Creative one in God's creation

Poetic Xun is multi-facet
In our new-age world of wasted
Worship the blog he created
In time you will be vindicated

Read now or regret reading not... Xun's blog...

http://sorrowx.blogspot.com

Dedicated to my Friend & Partner-in-crime.... Xun

Weirdo Paradise Presents Da Tiara Fair

The crowned Nocturnal Kingkong 2005^

Winner of the FeiXiang lookalike competition^

Arabian Metrosexual 2005 Winner^

Spunky Beauty 2005 Winner^

A Bad Week Makes Cookiss Weak

For the past few days I keep getting Shit... Gotten the Freakiest Headache, Sleepless Nights, Caught in the rain, LOSt my Mobile!! Lost all my contacts.Tonnes of Unfinished work, and finally I am defeated by INFLUENZA.. GOURD DAMN IT!!
I am so damn sick, and so damn pissed that I lost my handphone!! Hope the person kena strike by lightning while using the handphone he stolen from me!! DIE u MF!!! This few days have been horrible.. hope the Influenza faster go away from my body and hope this week faster end!! "Suay to da Max manz"

I Am Insured By Multi-Personality-Disorder

Tagline of being insured by Multi-Personality-Disorder - " You hit me. WE hit you "

Benefits of being Multi-Personality Insured

NO PROBLEMS - You have many different solutions from different personality to help you solve the problem more effeciently!!

MORE FRIENDS - You tend to have more friends because you are a multi-facet creature! You can use different personality to suit different group of friends.

BETTER LIFE COVERAGE - When you feel down, you have other personality to console you and talk you out. You will be happier and, because you are happier you live longer!!

NEVER ALONE - Never in solitude, you have you and your voices in your head to accompany you!

HANDELING BULLIES - If anyone bullies you, they will sure kena BIG time from you! When you and the voices in your heads combine, the bully die!!

I am sure many of us are already insured by Mulit-Personality or Schizophrenia , and happy about it. Be proud of this good insurance because its so exclusive that it is only on an invitation basis! You must enough brains to back all the personalities up!!

Brought to you by Insane-In-Da-Membrane
Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world

Battle of the Nocturnals 2005!

Participants - Shirlyn , Candy , Cookiss , Brandon , Simon & Syed

Round 1 - Competition time started from friday 11pm @ Spize, we all had supper there till about 3am. As we were about to move on to the studio, Candy went home first ( if she doesnt go home she sleeps around ) which means she dropped out of the competition.

Round 2 - Was hanging out at Focal Studio until about 8am , Shirlyn conked out so she dropped out of the competition too. All went home after that.

Round 3 - At our own homes, Syed slept at home so leaving only Cookiss, Brandon & Simon not asleep yet. All 3 didnt sleep at home, so the competion went on till all 3 went Wala. I thought I was gonna be the Nocturnal Queen 2005!

Round 4 - But then toward the last set, last song of UnXpected, I got a freak headache!! I was going to pass out but I still went out supper with them @ West Coast park Macdonalds. Well I guess I was the loser den coz Simon was still awaked after 7 Millers but he said he will sleep once he reached home, so that leaves the last healthy looking Brandon the fittest and the winner, he still looked happy & awaked after all the awaked hours! He really not normal human manz. So yeah, Da Khoo man got de Nocturnal KingKong 2005 title!

I suggested that his picture be published on this post to make sure EVERYone noes he won the title and he was nice enough to send me a picture of himself! Below is our is our very nice De Khoo Man who won the Nocturnal KingKing 2005 title!


for more ' strike-a-pose ' pictures of stylo milo Brandon please visit
WWW.BRANDONKHOO.COM
( Please check him out coz he is a supa-cool dude! )

To All Extremist SCUMS!

I DESPISE all of you! You do nothing but brainwash the poor and uneducated in your twisted version of religon. Instill hatred in their lives and make them die for your twisted beliefs.
What is it that you guys want? Revolution? Peace? Revenge? or Just glorifying yourselves? Fug you and your Gourd and your brains Lah! You wanna revenge, You go bomb yourselves! Dont call some poor people to go die or kill for what you urselves hate! Go freakkin suicide bomb urselves, SCUMS!!
You bring your unhappiness all over the world, make people suffer under your lead. Insulted your own kind, insulted your families, insulted yourselves. Dont have freakking guts to kill ursleves them ask people to die for you, what kinda rubbish manz?
I declare Jihad on you , how about that?? Jihad you wherever you are coz you are Satan's spawn, evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair, and you make Ebola looked good! SO Declare Jihad on terrorism!!

Tell me , WHERE IS THE LOVE???