GODISNOWHERE!

Inspirating Discouragments + Happy Agony + Insane Sanity + Healthy Detoriation + Mental Flu + Insomia Dosage + Brain Cells Evaporating + Egoistic Degrading + Crtic of Critcs = SELF DESTRUCT. *I Am A Little Bit Of Everything All Rolled Into One*

Thursday, August 30, 2007

A Caricature Of Cookiss


I met this Caricaturist Artist in Clark Quay and I had him to draw me, he finished the picture in less than 2 minutes! Using both hands to draw somemore! Happening manz.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

SG Youngest Getai Organizer


This picture is taken/grabbed from HYR's blog. Paiseh HYR!

I know this guy's name is Mr Aaron Tan and he is the youngest Getai organizer in Singapore. Aaron worked with Royston Tan on Movie 881.

Thanks to Nicole, she found out Aaron's website for me>>http://www.lexs.com.sg

I first heard and saw him at 881's OST Press Conference at DragonFly, I got a shocked manz, coz he is quite a good looking chap! Abit Ah Beng lah, got a good voice though. Not bad Not bad, Young, good looking, got a good voice and organize Getai! Happening manz!

If you are a fan of 881 or Getai or both, remember to look out for Aaron or his company, the music sure rock your socks off one! Watch out!!!

The Musicial Venus Flytrap


Sony BMG are about to give us the new generation girl band....
They are not Spice Girls, You can call them Spice Ladyboys, they are the VENUS FLYTRAP!

Venus Flytrap are a bunch of brave Thai Transexuals who form a band and cut an album hoping to inspire transexuals all over the globe.

Just look at them, you really think they are only gonna inspire the "boys"??? Damn they are gonna inspire me too manz! These dudes look damn gorgeous can!!

They got a hot saucy track in their album, its called Visa For Love, and ther video can be found on Youtube! Click on the link>>>Visa For Love MTV

We women got lots to learn from them manz. Fellow Females Buck up! Learn from the Shemales!!

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

I am Wendy's guest blogger.

Hello, i am Wendy's guest blogger.

For some reasons, regretfully, i will only be known as Psycho. You may call me Psy, or Cho, up to you. Happy can already.

For my first entry, i would like to blog about Wendy, in my point of view.

Wendy appeared at the beginning of this year, looking all innocent and smiley. She had super long hair, like Sadako or Samara(amg moh version, i never bluff you). When her hair was let down, she scared everyone, because her workplace has quite dim lightings, and whats more if you have drunk more than afew glasses of alcohol?

I tell you no use, you should go and experience for yourself. But too bad, now no more chance, she cut hair already.

Wendy is allergic to alcohol, so i find it quite retarded that you work in a place that majors in alcohol, but you dun get to taste any. She survives in coke/soda, which is coke with soda on the rocks.

Wendy cannot stand me. Really, she cannot stand the way i point at the air when i'm talking, i think she gets annoyed with me, and i can never re-enact the retarded finger pointing for her benefit. HAHHA.

Actually, i think Wendy is bluffing all of you. She is about as psycho as me. We should both share a cell in IMH(Institude of Mental Health) and drive each other madder and madder till we explode like her adaptor.

Speaking of her adaptor, i dun even know how she uses it. Nobody i know that has a Mac laptop has ever had their adaptor blow up on them. So i do find it very comical to hear that her adaptor has blown up.

Wendy has a cat, called Handy-cat (aka Handicap). It is because her cat has paralysed back legs, which is why she named her cat that. She has even gone to buy diapers and undies for her cat. I really wonder why she never buy the whole pet shop back to her house and open her own pet shop.

And i know she did tell you people that the guest blogger (aka me/Psycho) talks alot of cock like her.

I really dun know how i do it, but then again, Psycho is my alternative spirit. I have double identities. HAHAHHAHAHAHA. How many have you got?

Love, Psycho.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Psychotic Chipmunk


Introducing the Psycho Chipmunk MR STEVEN CHAN!

The Psycho Chipmunk is a highly endangered animal and its extremely dangerous, looking at the above picture too much can give you the risk of getting the mad cow disease, highly toxic and disturbing picture.

If you would like to check out the endangered Psycho Chipmunk, IT can be found @ The Cannery CLINIC located in Clark Quay, entry is not free, T&C applies and only SANE can visit.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

881 @ DragonFly - Mingzhu Jie Mei


Whooo! The voices behind the Papaya Sisters! I tell you they are damn happening can, I see them i "chuah tio" manz, more happening then people my age.

I managed to video them with my camera, so just wanna share with you all, I got somemore videos of the event that day and more! Just go to Youtube and type Cookiss99 881

For those who like Wu Jiahui or Ngak can also type under search my nick Cookiss99 then you will see my whole list of video!!

Erm but I warn you all first ah, my videos abit "blair witch" (meaning shaky) one so dont blame me if you get a headache ahh!! Watch at your own risk! Enjoyz!

881 @ DragonFly - The Crew


This is my best shot of the whole crew, some crazy photographers were grabbing the same spot as where I was standing, so I cannot take a proper picture because I am being pushed around.

This picture was taken towards the end of the show where eveyrone came out to take a group picture, they were shouting 881 and hand signs were of 8 or 1.

Psst.... Check out HYR's hand sign, what is that hand sign?? HAHHAHAHAH.... Hiyoh HYR!

881 @ DragonFly - FM HYR


Hahaha!!! Check out HYR's face! This picture was taken at 881 Live Music @ Dragonfly just now.

Getai Auntie, Liu Ling Ling wanna get up close and personal with HYR , lookin at HYR's expression he looks quite trumatised.. WHAHHAHAHA... I like this picture!!! Priceless!! HAAAAHAHAHAHA

881 @ DragonFly - Xiaohan



I have worked with Xiaohan before and I have never taken a picture together with her b4! So at Dragonfly when I saw her I told her I wanna take picture with her! She so pretty right!!

The FM Lyrics class calls Xiaohan, The Mother and I kinda wrote the reason why we call her "The Mother" , check out the link below to Xiaohan's blog>>>

http://xiaohanlyrics.blogspot.com/2007/08/took-picture-with-mother.html

Arrggg!! Explosion!

Hello Everyone,

I am currently using reserved battery on my lappie, after I finish the battery, I cannot be online for awhile, COZ my fuggin Lappie charger exploded on me juzt now! Damn shitty you noe!!

Anyways please do not hesitate to come back to my blog as many times as u like coz I will have a guest blogger coming in to write..hehe..

Erm, I will get my charger fixed ASAP! Anyone got lobang on Apple/Mac Powerbook G4 Charger gimmie a call on my mobile!! Thanks!! Hope you peepz enjoy the guest blogger, I think tt person talk alot of cock like me.

At the meantime, everyone please take care. I will be back!!

Regards,
Cookiss99

Saturday, August 18, 2007

881 Black May - Ngak



Wahaha Ngak on MTV too! Damn nice manz the song!!

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Corrine May @ Barfly


Thanks to Alan Ong, AM of BARFLY who took this picture for me, he is a damn lousy photographer manz but again without him I wouldnt have this picture with Corrine May in Barfly VIP room!!

When I went up to Barfly, I was greeted with an angelic voice with soothing sounds of the piano, Corrine May's voice and music can really make people fly!! I think I am gonna to listen to her for some soothing tunes!

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Vikki The MOS Superstar

When talking about local girl power, the first to come to my mind is Miss Vikki Huang from Ministry of Sound SIngapore! This petite girl with a soft voice has lotsa attitude to be admired by many females out there!

I was just browsing through her friendster and I found out that she appeared on 2 cover pages of 2 magazines! Power right! She makes us women proud with her accomplishments!



Vikki is also one of the few females in Singapore that can do bottle flaring.
Vikki is also one of the few females in the night spot to appear on the cover of CLEO magazine
Vikki is probably the only female from the night spot to appear on JUICE magazine!
Vikki is the ONLY female in Ministry Of Sound's management!

If you are free please go to Ministry Of Sound and look out for her. She gotto be one the nicest female manager around, just dont step on her tail, or the whole lot of security would come after you!

I wanna be like Miss Vikki when I grow up!!! Long live Superstar Vikki!

Check her out on her Friendster! Click on link below!

Vikki's Friendster

Sunday, August 12, 2007

一人一半 by 伍家辉



伍家辉 on MTV!! I am so proud of him!!! Long Live Funkie Monkies!

This song, 一人一半 / ONE HALF is OST from Royston Tan's New Movie call 881. Orignally written and sang by legend getai singer Chen Jin Lang in a hokkien version. Now it has been revised into a half hokkien and chinese song, sang by Jiahui and chinese lyrics by Xiaohan.

This is a damn touching song in this damn touching movie. Damn nice. A must watch!!!!!!

Once again, Long Live Funkie Monkies!! Long Live 伍家辉!!

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Royston Tan's 881


I went to watch this movie today, please go watch, coz I cried until I almost choked on my own tears. Reasons why I or you should watch this show...

1) Its a Royston Tan Movie, and Royston Tan is Singaporean
2) Its is inspired by a true story and partial of the movie is based on true accounts that happened in Singapore.
3) Everyone can relate to it especially if you are a musician.
4) All the drums you hear in the Movie is played by Brandon Khoo. Bran goes Hokkien, how can not watch??
5) All the songs written by HYR and gang. HYR is my ex-boss so I must support.
6) Its a damn nice story, I guarantee you can relate to it in some ways or other.
7) Jiahui , 伍家辉 sings the ending song, its addictive manz! its called "Zee Lang Zee Puar"
8) Please go watch to support local music and film productions.
9) Bring your Parents with you, they will defintely cry buckets.

So "Mai Tu Liao" Go Watch 881 now!!! HUATTT AHHH!

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

About Hannibal Lecter

Hannibal Lecter is a damn smart psychotic guy.
Hannibal is a character created by author Thomas Harris while he wrote the Hannibal series.
Hannibal is a creation of a few real life criminals psyche combined into one.
Kudos to Anthony Hopkins who portrayed the Lecter role perfect.

Frankly speaking, I very much wanted to be Hannibal Lecter, because he is so smart and psychotic. Except for the cannibalism part, I am still trying to comprehend, well, maybe I will understand someday.. not now. Right now I just wanna be as smart as Hannibal Lecter.. Think psycho and instill fear into minds of the people who deserves to die.

If you got the time, you can read / watch the Hannibal Series..

1- MANHUNTER / RED DRAGON
2- SILENCE OF THE LAMB
3- HANNIBAL
4- HANNIBAL RISING





They have some really smart conversations / quotes, check them out!

The character Hannibal Lecter is so interesting that Crimelibrary.com studied and wrote about him...

http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/weird/lecter/1.html