GODISNOWHERE!

Inspirating Discouragments + Happy Agony + Insane Sanity + Healthy Detoriation + Mental Flu + Insomia Dosage + Brain Cells Evaporating + Egoistic Degrading + Crtic of Critcs = SELF DESTRUCT. *I Am A Little Bit Of Everything All Rolled Into One*

Sunday, June 29, 2008

My Fliend - Mr Chan


Can somebody tell me what the H$%% is he doing?? Read further..

By the Way let me introduce, this is Mr Chan, my friend, he happens to be a mixed breed of human and psychotic chipmunk.

Other then having too much MOS burgers ,He seems normal until an experiment turned bad when he was working in the CLINIC, his case was so serious he couldnt be in the public anymore so they moved him to a red room, there he stayed with Mao because every LUNAR eclipse that began at moonrise, he will evolved to be what we call a "Humonic Munk" (Animal-liked Red-haired Human).

Apparently, Mr Chan escaped from the red room, because Mao tried to eat his tofu. I am looking for him urgently because I need him back for my experiments and he needs tonnes of medication. So if any kind soul out there, if you see the psychotic face above please leave me a message!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

My Fliend - Mr Donald


The guy in the picture is one of the few people I call friends at The Cannery. He is a comedian always making fun of himself and others. And he got this unique mannerism that alot of people try to imitate and laff their heads off. He appears 'seow seow' most of the time. He has till date, insults me many many, but still my friend.

SEKALI, I saw this picture of him. He is a NATIONAL bartender champion siaal! Wah lau shocking leh. Sorry ah Donald, I didnt know you so powderful ahhh! So to compensate my mistake, I will put your picture BIG BIG on my blog so that people will know Donald is not just some 'seow kia' but a chAMPION!! WhoooO!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Death Note


BEHOLD! For I Now own one copy of Death Note! I am ready to rid the world of evil, so beware all you stupid MFs out there

MUAHAHAHHA HAHAA HA HA HA HA HA!

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Jay Chou On Drums


I stole this picto from my friend's Corrine's profile. This is an awesome picture can! So Awesome I have to post it on my blog! It is taken when she went for Jay chou concert in Singapore this year! Jay's concert was a Blast manz! Jay is really multi talented, he can play so many instruments!!

Anyways, my story to watching Jay Chou's concert 2008 was a tough one. Was supposed to go with Nicole to HongKong but my leave was not approved! Just when I thought I got hold of the tickets in Singapore, my friend killed the tickets for me. And luckily, Mr J.Lo was going to KL on a business trip and just in time to get hold of the concert in Merdeka Stadium tickets for me and he delivered straight to my door step! Yeah, Mr J.Lo is cool!!

The seats in KL sucks tho but the fireworks were crazily happening. Jay had fireworks all around him and I meant ALL around him, I am not sure if he burnt himself or not, that dude's out of his mind.

I took alot of "shaky" videos of Jay's KL concert, If you are keen to watch please follow the link below..
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cookiss99&search_type=&aq=f

JAY CHOU IS HERO!!! YAYY!! HE RAWKS YOUR SOCKS OFF!!

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Let's Talk About Jay!


Lets Talk About Jay Chou
Oh, My Corazon De Melao
You Know He Is So So 'Diao'

Jay Is Multi-Talented
Speech Not So Fluent
But His Tunes Are So Pleasant!

Jay Prides The Chinese Culture
His Fans He Hopes To Nurture
Glory To The Chinese In The Future!

Jay Is Good At Playing The Piano
Especially Good When Its Solo
He Can Really Keep Up With The Tempo!

Jay Is The Dunker
He Is The B-Ball Zephyr
He Make My Eyes Glitter!

Jay Is Cute
He Is The Dude
Hope He Is My Beau!

I Love You Jay Chou
Wonder When Will He Be In My Town
So I Can Get Ready My Beautiful Gown!

I Know You Think I Am Crazy
Actually I Do Agree
Jay Please Marry Me!!

HahahHAHAHHAahhahAAHAHAH!!!

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