GODISNOWHERE!

Inspirating Discouragments + Happy Agony + Insane Sanity + Healthy Detoriation + Mental Flu + Insomia Dosage + Brain Cells Evaporating + Egoistic Degrading + Crtic of Critcs = SELF DESTRUCT

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Dear Vermins


Darn Vermins!

Seriously I cannot stand people who act like sneaky little tiny weeny viruses who gets into your imnune system and tear down your reputation apart and suck you into the infernos of hell. I have absolutely NO respect for that. So please, stop it before I scratch you jialat jialat like a copy-cat! RoARR!

I would appreciate it better if you stabbed my face right in front of me, coz throughout the years I have cultured a super vaccination against insults and I am improving on the formula. You can call me anything you want right in my face but DON'T do it anywhere else where my blind spots are! And NEVER insult any of my love ones, coz I will turn mad and horns will grow on my head and I promise I will use my pitch fork and jam up where your sun dont shine!

I am so freaking angry I feel like sewing a zip on your fuggin filthy mouth to shut your stinky manhole up so your shite would stop ozzing out from your mouth!! OMG I am so angryy!!!! Now I understand, You are the very reason why god created the middle finger!!! ARRGGGGGGGG!!!! My brain's Mr Hyde is overpowering Dr Jekyll.. So you better watch out,you better not cry, coz I'm tellin you why! Santa Claus is coming to kill you now!!!

PS-Didnt your mama tell you NEVER to offend any of the Woman species???



Sarcastically Yours,
From Your FIEND,
Jill The Ripper


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Monday, July 20, 2009

Singapore Music : The AMPs


My friends and a Band called The AMPs, Ang Moh Pais, meaning The English Class In Dialect Hokkien. They are an English speaking band merging into the Chinese music scene. Their efforts to promote Chinese language and music in Singapore has been well worth it because they write very good music and lyrics! Their songs have been admired by many and has influenced many Singaporeans to write for the Chinese Music Scene. These people are Musicians, Producers, and Teachers, they inspire through Music.


The Band Members

*歌手/木吉他 Singer/Acoustic Guitar : Ngak Ng 黃星魁

*歌手/鍵盤 Producer/Singer/Keyboards : Jim Lim 林倛玉

*吉他 Producer/Guitars : Eric Ng 黃韻仁

*貝斯/合聲 Bass/Backing Vocals : Clement Yang Xi 楊熙

*鼓/合聲 Drums/Backing Vocals : Brandon Khoo 邱禮杰

Do check them out on MySpace and listen to their Music, support them by buying their CD with a good cause! Defintely Worth checking them out!

http://www.myspace.com/theamps

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Tribute To The King, Michael Jackson


My Tribute To The King Of Pop & The Dancing King

IN THE CLOSET
SOMEONE IN THE DARK,, hides
a STRANGER IN MOSCOW
He told me let's COME TOGETHER
and slam the TABLOID JUNKIEs,
and YOU ARE NOT ALONE, because
THEY DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT US.

He asked me (P.Y.T) PRETTY YOUNG THING,
WANNA BE STARTIN SOMETHING?
Go Girl, GET ON THE FLOOR ,
gotto be WORKING DAY AND NIGHT
DONT STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH
and BURN THIS DISCO OUT!

Living a life OFF THE WALL..
DANGEROUS? BEAT IT!
He JAM up a EARTH SONG and
SCREAM out to all HUMAN NATURE,
doesn't matter if you are a BLACK OR WHITE,
asking WILL YOU BE THERE? to
HEAL THE WORLD because
WE ARE THE WORLD

WHO IS IT?
He is not BEN or BILLIE JEAN
SAY SAY SAY....
He is the Moonwalker,
He is the Dancing King,
He is the INVINCIBLE King of Pop,
The One and only MICHAEL JACKSON

I REMEMBER THE TIME
THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL
Memories of your THRILLER life
From HIStory of the GHOSTS of your CHILDHOOD
to the BAD, SMOOTH CRIMINAL, who
spills BLOOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR.
You have always made me SMILE

But Yet....
Now I CRY,
asking WHY??
For hours after THE BREAK OF DAWN
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
has GONE TOO SOON,
leaving me feeling like THE LOST CHILDREN
shouting out to you DON'T WALK AWAY
But you told me HEAVEN CAN WAIT...Not.

WHATEVER HAPPENS The King of Pop Has Pass,
I shall KEEP THE FAITH
that HIStory Will Forever Last
merry-go round like a CAROUSEL
UNBREAKABLE In my Heart.

My King, MICHAEL JACKSON,
I CANT HELP IT,
I JUST CANT STOP LOVIN YOU
For your music has become ANOTHER PART OF ME
and YOU ROCK MY WORLD!
I Love you from the bottom of my heart
& You Know that Someday, Somewhere Out There,
I Will Be MoonWalk-ing With You In Beloved NeverLand.







Your Music Will Live Forever,
Thank you For The Music,
Rest In Peace My King..
Michael Jackson "King Of Pop"
29 August 1958 to 25 June 2009 ( Age 50 )


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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

My Hero, Leonardo Da Vinci Quotes


Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci, April 15, 1452 - May 2, 1519 ( age:67 )

-A well-spent day brings happy sleep.

-All our knowledge has its origins in our perceptions.

-Although nature commences with reason and ends in experience it is necessary for us to do the opposite, that is to commence with experience and from this to proceed to investigate the reason.

-Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory.

-Art is never finished, only abandoned.

-As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.

-As every divided kingdom falls, so every mind divided between many studies confounds and saps itself.

-Beyond a doubt truth bears the same relation to falsehood as light to darkness.

-Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!

-Common Sense is that which judges the things given to it by other senses.

-Experience does not err. Only your judgments err by expecting from her what is not in her power.

-For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return.

-He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind.

-He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast.

-He who wishes to be rich in a day will be hanged in a year.

-Human subtlety will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct than does nature because in her inventions nothing is lacking, and nothing is superfluous.

-I have been impressed with the urgency of doing. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do.

-I have offended God and mankind because my work didn't reach the quality it should have.

-I have wasted my hours.

-I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.

-In rivers, the water that you touch is the last of what has passed and the first of that which comes; so with present time.

-Iron rusts from disuse; water loses its purity from stagnation... even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.

-It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.

-It's easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.

-Just as courage imperils life, fear protects it.

-Learning never exhausts the mind.

-Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.

-Life well spent is long.

-Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

-Men of lofty genius when they are doing the least work are most active.

-Nature never breaks her own laws.

-Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence.

-Our life is made by the death of others.

-Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

-The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.
Leonardo da Vinci

-The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.

-The human foot is a masterpiece of engineering and a work of art.

-The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding.

-The poet ranks far below the painter in the representation of visible things, and far below the musician in that of invisible things.

-The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

-The truth of things is the chief nutriment of superior intellects.

-There are three classes of people: those who see, those who see when they are shown, those who do not see.

-Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.

-Water is the driving force of all nature.

-Where the spirit does not work with the hand, there is no art.

-Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.

-While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.

-Who sows virtue reaps honor.

-Why does the eye see a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination when awake?

-You can have no dominion greater or less than that over yourself.

-You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand.

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Thursday, April 09, 2009

Beautifully Imperfect by MCYS



I saw this advert on TV today, and I am very impressed by it. This got to be the best SG advertisement. One of the few advertisement that really drilled a thought into my brains, I shed a tear or two.

Treasure your family, treasure the memories, treasure the moments...

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Wednesday, April 08, 2009

My Fliend - Will Smith-Lookalike, Mr Faiz


Mr Faiz was my SAE classmate, and since then I have told him he resembles Will Smith, only now then he decides to do the comparison! The photo above is done by his girlfriend whom also thinks Faiz looks like Will Smith in more ways than one! Photos does not tell much, you will need to see him in flesh to find out he really resembles Will Smith and even better looking!

Well, there's a chance for you to check him out because he belongs to a local metal band called Wreckage, check out the band on MySpace to find out more about the Faiz, the band , demos and their upcoming album and gigs!

www.myspace.com/bloodywreckage

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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Birth Of Tragedy - Friedrich Nietzsche


Friedrich Nietzsche, a 19th century German Philosopher, is my favourite. He is kinda of an eccentric but his writings are darn interesting. Nietzsche witty thoughts tickled mine, I like the way he writes about the tragedy of life, god, morality, art and science. He inspires me in a very pessimistic way. People also says Hitler has alot Nietzsche influences. Let me post my favourite Nietzsche quotations here (alot of them!).. enjoyz!

FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Witty Quotes

-In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

-Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

-It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right.

-You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

-Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?

-Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

-There is more wisdom in your body than in your deepest philosophy.

-I tell you: one must have chaos within oneself, to give birth to a dancing star.

-There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

-You look up when you wish to be exalted. And I look down because I am exalted.

-Without music, life would be a mistake.

-The very word "Christianity" is a misunderstanding — in truth, there was only one Christian, and he died on the cross.

-Woman was God's second mistake.

-The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.

-Nothing on earth consumes a man more quickly than the passion of resentment.

-I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.

-Swallow your poison, for you need it badly

-Your pride can't hurt me — I have no beliefs!

-No price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.

-People demand freedom only when they have no power.

-Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

-Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.

-The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.

-To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.

-It is not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, that the lover of knowledge is reluctant to step into its waters.

-One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.

-Some are made modest by great praise, others insolent.

-You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.

-All truly great thoughts are conceived by walking

-Art is the proper task of life.

-Art raises its head where creeds relax.

-In music the passions enjoy themselves.

-Fear is the mother of morality.

-Whatever is done for love always occurs beyond good and evil.

-Idleness is the parent of psychology.

-Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.

-It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book.

-The doer alone learneth.

-Plato is boring.

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Saturday, February 14, 2009

My Cats - Meow & Mao (M&M)

^Miss MEOW>

^Mister MAO>


A POEM FOR MEOW & MAO

Let Me Introduce M&M
My Cats That Melt Your Hearts
When You Hold Them In Your Hands

Meow Is A Calico Miss Dainty
Mao Is A Tabby Mister Naughty
And I Know, M&M Loves Wendy

They Purr & They Roar
They Also Even Snore
Still I Love Them To The Core

Big Clear Eyes Like Marbles
Stares That Looked So Adorable
Sweeter Than Apple Crumbles

With Kitties Like Them
Who Can Ask For More
The Feeling's Amore

My Cutie M&M Kitties
You Both Are So Pretty
Am Glad I AM Your Mummy!

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Coca Cola Used To Contain Cocaine


Coca-Cola was named back in the 1885 for its two "medicinal" ingredients: extract of Coca leaves & Kola nuts.
Coca leaves -Cocaine & Kola nuts- Caffeine

After 1904, instead of using fresh leaves, Coca-Cola started using "spent" leaves—the leftovers of the cocaine-extraction process with cocaine trace levels left over at a molecular level.[25] To this day, Coca-Cola uses as an ingredient a cocaine-free coca leaf extract prepared at a Stepan Company plant in Maywood, New Jersey.

This Urban Legend about the Cokelore is True..
http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/cocaine.asp

Here are some fun facts about Coca-Cola..

1-In one night “Coca Cola” can soften a tooth.
2-In one night “Coca Cola” can melt meat.
3-“Coca Cola” kills bugs.
4-You can polish coins with “Coca Cola”.
5-“Coca Cola” can help you sunburn.
6-You can clean blood spots with “Coca Cola”.
7-“Coca Cola” can wash paint off.
8-“Coca Cola” is a perfect toilet cleaner.
9-If you have a headache, drink “Coca Cola”, it will help.
10-“Coca Cola” stops hiccups.
11-“Coca Cola” is involved in WWII propaganda.
12-“Coca Cola” is an effective spermicide.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Weird News- World's Youngest Mum

Lina Medina (born September 27, 1933, in Paurange, Peru) is the youngest confirmed mother in medical history, giving birth at the age of 5 years, 7 months and 21 days.

To read more about Lina Medina click herehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Jiahui @ Singapore Hits Award 2008

Ah Hui, my friend, my heart rejoice for you.. You deserve this big time! Wu Jiahui Rocks! Huggiess!!!


Local Artiste Wu Jiahui took home the Outstanding Newcomer award.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Jay Chou's 9th Album - Capricorn <魔杰座>



Today is Jay Chou's 9th album release!!! The album is titled under his horoscope CAPRICORN!! And the theme is Magician, guess what, I saw Jay holding on to the Tarot Card, The Major Arcana, Card 1 - The Magician, and I calculated his birthdate and it falls on the card of the magician!!!!

Anyways, I like the video below very much, this song is great. LISTEN! and BUY HIS ALBUM!!! Long Live JAY CHOU!!!!

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Movie- 歲月 The Days


Nope this is not the Movie poster, this guy is the Executive Producer for the Movie-The Days 歲月, Mr Jason Poh. Thanks to this dude, I got invited to the Gala Premiere of 歲月 The Days. I saw many friends at the Gala Premiere and I really enjoyed the show. Thank you Jason!!


I feel like BLAST-from the PAST when I watched the movie because the timeline is based at my teenage years, yeah, the 90s youngsters in the "Tea-Dance-Parties" where you pay 10 bucks for a glass of Cola & dance to Euro Techno in the afternoon!! People who goes to "Tea-Dance-Parties" are either gangsters OR gangsters wannabe, yeah I was under the "Wannabes" category. I actually got goose bumps of embarassment as some scenes brought me back to my teenage days when everything I thought was so damn cool is what I feel its "Or Biang" now, like the hairstyle, the dance pattern, the branded stuff, the language used the 'one-to-one' stare fights, etc etc....OMG! They even got some really "Lau Lan" face guys to act, I see already feel like slapping them as much as the story-line does.. hahaha.. Memories manz..

歲月 is very tastefully done although it is a violent movie, the gory scenes would be replaced with a drawing scenic before you see the blood shed, I think that's kinda cool. 歲月 is based on real experiences of the people who are involved in the movie and inspired into a story/script. The music in 歲月 is good, of which 2 of the songs is composed by Jim Lim, 林倛玉 namely 分叉路 (Crossroads) & 懂 (Knowing) which is no doubt good, coz Jim is a Music Guru in my point of view, the song 分叉路 is sang by the Main actor of 歲月, Justin Chan or "Tai Zi" in the movie. Check the song out at the below link...


I can relate to the movie because, Jason Poh is the Executive Producer for 歲月 & a friend of mine, and also, I can see Mr Brandon Khoo & Bernard Ang who are also my friends, acting in some scenes. And of coz I can relate to Jim Lim's music as well coz I worked with him before. The 歲月 cast tattoos are done by peepz I know too, Jap Loh & June!

This film is supported by ITE (the school where the bengs are) in Aid of The Yellow Ribbon Project & ISCOS (counselling group). For those who wanna know how the 90s Ah Bengs & Lians are like or for those who are around my age and wanna experience a BLAST-from the Past, Please watch 歲月 The Days and support LOCAL productions & Yellow Ribbon!!
Kudos to 歲月! SWEE EHH!!

歲月 The Days Opens In Cinema On The 11th September 2008 .

Monday, July 21, 2008

Tony Leung & Carina Lau Weds


This got to be the BEST-est Wedding Picture I have ever seen. The picture has a very charismatic Aura oozing out that leaves me a tingle of awesome-ness. Simply Love the picture!!

Congratulations to Tony Leung & Carina Lau on their long-awaited wedding-21st July 2008

Tony Leung, 46, and Carina Lau, 42, have been together for 19 years.

Kudos to the photographer who took the above picture.. Really awesome!

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Blog Mention In New Paper


TNP Design: PRADIP. TNP Picture: JONATHAN CHOO.

IT'S not the size, it's the stamina that matters for this woman.

And she is speaking from 15 years of experience.

In an industry dominated by men, Ms Vikki Huang has always had to put in twice as much compared to her co-workers.

And that meant physical work as well.

When she was only 18, and working as a bar apprentice at Crazy Elephant at Clarke Quay, a male colleague told her she would have to carry heavy materials around.

Not wanting to be seen as the weaker sex, she made sure she put in an equal amount of work. This included lugging two bags of ice up six flights of stairs, changing beer barrels, and learning how to flair (flip bottles)

Now, the 33-year-old is the operations manager of Helipad, a new two-storey club at The Central. The club will be launched later this month.

Meeting her, one of first things that strikes you is how petite she is, at 1.5m tall.

But she can tell you that what is more important in her line of work is having a tough mind.

She believes that women who want to join the industry should be mentally prepared for the challenges.

She said: 'You have to keep an open mind.

'If you are too conservative on issues like alcohol or handling the manners of drunken people who can sometimes get out of hand, then don't bother being in this industry.'

On her long service record, she said: 'It was hard at first, but now that I have proven herself and worked my way up to this point, guys in the industry tend to show me more respect.'

Ms Huang said she is aware few women will stay in this industry long enough to get to a managerial position.

She said part of the reason women tend to shun the nightlife scene is because it is physically demanding. Training as a bartender can be tough because you also have to lift heavy goods.

Furthermore, some women are afraid of getting harassed, a problem which she said she has avoided, thanks to 'a good security team' at the places where she has worked.

TOUGH JOB

Ms Huang's success did not come overnight.

After getting her diploma in tourism studies from Shatec, she joined Crazy Elephant and had to wash beer glasses, mop up spills and move crates of bottles.

But it was there that she got her first taste of bartending and continued working the counter in clubs such as Sultan of Swing, Venom and Onyx.

These clubs may have shut down, but Ms Huang continued to work her way within the scene and got her big break at Centro at One Fullerton where she was promoted to a supervisory position.

When Centro also closed its doors, she moved on to Gotham Penthouse at Clarke Quay, where she became the operations manager, taking charge of everything, from the staff members to the cleanliness of the toilets.

Her last post was as the operations manager of The Cannery at Clarke Quay, where she was in charge of all the managers of the individual outlets under the group. She was the only female manager there.

BETTER THAN THE GUYS

Mr Kenni Koh, 33, a bar consultant and trainer, was Ms Huang's mentor at Centro back in 2002 when she was the only female bartender on the team.

He told The New Paper: 'She's the only woman I know who can be better than the guys.

'She's very strong and she can work very long hours which is hard for most girls to take.

'I would like to see more girls like her in terms of knowledge, strength and mindset because the industry lacks female managers.'

One blogger named Cookiss99, even wrote an entry on her blog titled 'Vikki the MOS superstar'.

She wrote in that entry: 'I wanna be like Miss Vikki when I grow up!!! Long live Superstar Vikki!'


But Ms Huang said she doesn't consider herself to be successful.

'Maybe, when I buy a Maserati and a bungalow,' she joked.

The little luxuries she spend on are her shoes and Rolex watches.

Beaming, she said: 'Being able to be self-sufficient makes me very happy. And that is enough.'

However, she would not reveal how much she makes a month.

Would she encourage her female friends to join the industry?

She said with a smile: 'Why not? It would be better for male patrons to have more eye candy when they have their drinks at the bar.'

Besides, when it comes to sorting out potentially ugly fights or difficult situations, having 'a woman's touch' works.

Ms Huang said that, sometimes, all it takes to calm someone down is to place a hand on the arm of an agitated person and say four golden words: 'Please give me face.'

Laughing, she said, 'It would be funny to see a male manager using the same method to calm another man down.

'Most men will feel uncomfortable when they are touched this way by another man.'

PLANS

Ms Huang thinks there is still room to grow for her.

She plans to get into bar consultancy and her dream is to set up a school to improve the standards of service staff members.

She said: 'We have to be ready to provide first-class service, before the IRs (integrated resorts) are going to open.'

Putting career and friends as her top priorities, Ms Huang shows no panic when it comes to her non-existent love life.

'I have never, and will never date a customer or a co-worker. It is important to keep a good reputation in this industry where most people know each other,' she said.

The writer, a mass communications graduate, is a freelancer