Dear Vermins

Darn Vermins!

Seriously I cannot stand people who act like sneaky little tiny weeny viruses who gets into your imnune system and tear down your reputation apart and suck you into the infernos of hell. I have absolutely NO respect for that. So please, stop it before I scratch you jialat jialat like a copy-cat! RoARR!

I would appreciate it better if you stabbed my face right in front of me, coz throughout the years I have cultured a super vaccination against insults and I am improving on the formula. You can call me anything you want right in my face but DON'T do it anywhere else where my blind spots are! And NEVER insult any of my love ones, coz I will turn mad and horns will grow on my head and I promise I will use my pitch fork and jam up where your sun dont shine!

I am so freaking angry I feel like sewing a zip on your fuggin filthy mouth to shut your stinky manhole up so your shite would stop ozzing out from your mouth!! OMG I am so angryy!!!! Now I understand, You are the very reason why god created the middle finger!!! ARRGGGGGGGG!!!! My brain's Mr Hyde is overpowering Dr Jekyll.. So you better watch out,you better not cry, coz I'm tellin you why! Santa Claus is coming to kill you now!!!

PS-Didnt your mama tell you NEVER to offend any of the Woman species???



Sarcastically Yours,
From Your FIEND,
Jill The Ripper

Singapore Music : The AMPs

My friends and a Band called The AMPs, Ang Moh Pais, meaning The English Class In Dialect Hokkien. They are an English speaking band merging into the Chinese music scene. Their efforts to promote Chinese language and music in Singapore has been well worth it because they write very good music and lyrics! Their songs have been admired by many and has influenced many Singaporeans to write for the Chinese Music Scene. These people are Musicians, Producers, and Teachers, they inspire through Music.


The Band Members

*歌手／木吉他 Singer/Acoustic Guitar : Ngak Ng 黃星魁

*歌手／鍵盤 Producer/Singer/Keyboards : Jim Lim 林倛玉

*吉他 Producer/Guitars : Eric Ng 黃韻仁

*貝斯／合聲 Bass／Backing Vocals : Clement Yang Xi 楊熙

*鼓／合聲 Drums／Backing Vocals : Brandon Khoo 邱禮杰

Do check them out on MySpace and listen to their Music, support them by buying their CD with a good cause! Defintely Worth checking them out!

http://www.myspace.com/theamps

Tribute To The King, Michael Jackson

My Tribute To The King Of Pop & The Dancing King

IN THE CLOSET
SOMEONE IN THE DARK,, hides
a STRANGER IN MOSCOW
He told me let's COME TOGETHER
and slam the TABLOID JUNKIEs,
and YOU ARE NOT ALONE, because
THEY DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT US.

He asked me (P.Y.T) PRETTY YOUNG THING,
WANNA BE STARTIN SOMETHING?
Go Girl, GET ON THE FLOOR ,
gotto be WORKING DAY AND NIGHT
DONT STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH
and BURN THIS DISCO OUT!

Living a life OFF THE WALL..
DANGEROUS? BEAT IT!
He JAM up a EARTH SONG and
SCREAM out to all HUMAN NATURE,
doesn't matter if you are a BLACK OR WHITE,
asking WILL YOU BE THERE? to
HEAL THE WORLD because
WE ARE THE WORLD

WHO IS IT?
He is not BEN or BILLIE JEAN
SAY SAY SAY....
He is the Moonwalker,
He is the Dancing King,
He is the INVINCIBLE King of Pop,
The One and only MICHAEL JACKSON

I REMEMBER THE TIME
THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL
Memories of your THRILLER life
From HIStory of the GHOSTS of your CHILDHOOD
to the BAD, SMOOTH CRIMINAL, who
spills BLOOD ON THE DANCEFLOOR.
You have always made me SMILE

But Yet....
Now I CRY,
asking WHY??
For hours after THE BREAK OF DAWN
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
has GONE TOO SOON,
leaving me feeling like THE LOST CHILDREN
shouting out to you DON'T WALK AWAY
But you told me HEAVEN CAN WAIT...Not.

WHATEVER HAPPENS The King of Pop Has Pass,
I shall KEEP THE FAITH
that HIStory Will Forever Last
merry-go round like a CAROUSEL
UNBREAKABLE In my Heart.

My King, MICHAEL JACKSON,
I CANT HELP IT,
I JUST CANT STOP LOVIN YOU
For your music has become ANOTHER PART OF ME
and YOU ROCK MY WORLD!
I Love you from the bottom of my heart
& You Know that Someday, Somewhere Out There,
I Will Be MoonWalk-ing With You In Beloved NeverLand.






Your Music Will Live Forever,
Thank you For The Music,
Rest In Peace My King..
Michael Jackson "King Of Pop"
29 August 1958 to 25 June 2009 ( Age 50 )

Beautifully Imperfect by MCYS

I saw this advert on TV today, and I am very impressed by it. This got to be the best SG advertisement. One of the few advertisement that really drilled a thought into my brains, I shed a tear or two.

Treasure your family, treasure the memories, treasure the moments...

My Fliend - Will Smith-Lookalike, Mr Faiz

Mr Faiz was my SAE classmate, and since then I have told him he resembles Will Smith, only now then he decides to do the comparison! The photo above is done by his girlfriend whom also thinks Faiz looks like Will Smith in more ways than one! Photos does not tell much, you will need to see him in flesh to find out he really resembles Will Smith and even better looking!

Well, there's a chance for you to check him out because he belongs to a local metal band called Wreckage, check out the band on MySpace to find out more about the Faiz, the band , demos and their upcoming album and gigs!

www.myspace.com/bloodywreckage

My Cats - Meow & Mao (M&M)

^Miss MEOW>

^Mister MAO>


A POEM FOR MEOW & MAO

Let Me Introduce M&M
My Cats That Melt Your Hearts
When You Hold Them In Your Hands

Meow Is A Calico Miss Dainty
Mao Is A Tabby Mister Naughty
And I Know, M&M Loves Wendy

They Purr & They Roar
They Also Even Snore
Still I Love Them To The Core

Big Clear Eyes Like Marbles
Stares That Looked So Adorable
Sweeter Than Apple Crumbles

With Kitties Like Them
Who Can Ask For More
The Feeling's Amore

My Cutie M&M Kitties
You Both Are So Pretty
Am Glad I AM Your Mummy!