The Musico Retardos

Top to Bottom -- Retardo Kevlo, Retardo Alfio, Retardo Brando, Retardo Bernardo

Retardo Kelvo on Bass
Retardo Alfio on Vocals
Retardo Brando on Drums
Retardo Bernardo on Guitars

Above are 4 very happening musicians who likes to take weird pictures. And now you can guess why they are named the Musico Retardos, yah just take a look at the pictures above manz! They sibei bo liaoz but damn funny lah, LOFL!

Still cannot figure out who are the above pictures? Want a closer look? Please go to Cookiss99's Flickr to check it out!

My Star Wars Personality

"NO! I am NOT your father, I am Darth Vader! Mua-HA-Ha-HA"- Cookiss99

I took the Star Wars Personality Test.. ehhh.. the above Test results is I anyhow "pomp" one, coz I wanted the Darth Vader's picture! haha! Anyways it shows how much I know about my Star Wars characters! haha..

“The Force is strong with this one.” - Darth Vader

To All The Lazy People In This World

Go away you repulsive soul,
Good for nothing that’s all you know.
Simple chores that were sent to you
All you do was to stare and gloom.
Pick yourself up and fight,
No one gonna defense your right.
Shadow of you will deteriorate,
For the all mistake that you made.
Stop giving yourself excuse,
Just admit all your failure.
Face it or learn the past,
All this experience will make you far.
If not,
Stay away you bloody loser.
Astro™

I just read the above post from Adrian Astroboy's blog, and I felt he has written all I have felt about the lazy people around me now, so I decided to paste it here! DIE all you Lazy MFs SLOTHs!!

UGLY BETTY ME

I dunnoe when, I dunnoe how but I know I've got some nicks for me right now..

Ever since my hair cut.. people have been giving me nicknames, even my mum gave me one.

Actually, EVEN before I got my hair cut people have been saying I look like some male guitarist, not about to mention who coz that's the past!

My mum calls me WATARI, I have no idea who is that as apparently according to my mum is way way passed my era.

Friends from Fashionbar & Kandi Bar calls me VELMA DINKLEY, one character from Scooby Doo


Out from no where when I went to MOS, the people starts saying I resemble someone, and there you go.. now I bet they call me UGLY BETTY, because I dont even know their names and they dont know my name too. So next time, if they happened to be looking for me, they prolly ask "Where's that Fashionbar girl who looks like Ugly Betty?".. hur hur..



I kinda relate to the character UGLY BETTY, first of all, yeah I agree I pretty much looked like that and also, both of us are somehow related to the Fashion industry and yeah.. the harsh realities and all. Heh.. Oh well.. guess what?? I am going to change my hair style!! And make myself sure that I dont resemble anyone else. Gawd damn it!

Scissor Sisters - The Band

I am currently digging into the Scissor Sisters Music.. I think they are weird and interesting and they have catchy tunes. I first heard of them because of the song " I Dont Feel Like Dancing" , the title of the song is contradicting to the music because it is so catchy that makes you wanna dance! They give you the Abba, BeeGees, Suede and Metrosexual, Glam and Psychotic kinda feelin' which makes me feel like dancing! Check them out! I am sure those interested in the pop culture would love their tunes!

Scissor Sisters on WikiPedia
Scissor Sisters MySpace

lyrics - scissor sisters

My Fashionable Captains

Hoho! Introducing the best captains I have ever known! Pamela & Santos!
On your left you have Pamela, the Floor Captain of Fashionbar.
On your right that's Santos, the Bar Captain of Fashionbar.
I love their working attitude, I love their styles and I Love them! To me there's no captains better than them!
Do check them out if you happen to drop by Fashionbar, you will know why I love them so much!

My Dating Persona Test Results

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The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

Your exact opposite:
The Playstation

Random Gentle Sex Master
You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy

CONSIDER: The Manchild

FTV's Fashionbar in SG

Yeah for all that dont know my whereabouts, I am working in the F Bar aka Fashionbar. I am working as a "super-bounce-ress" there and my walkie talkie can kill you if I hit it on your head!! Muhahaha! Anyways, check my new home out..

THE "SUPERMAN" LOGO WITH THE F.



THE INTERIOR OF FASHIONBAR



THE ENTRANCE

New Dumb Hairstyle!

Finally I had the time to go get a hair cut! I went to Far East Plaza's IT's HAIRY to get my hair cut. They were terrified when they saw the amount of hair I had, haha anyways, it took the girl 2 hours to finished cutting my hair and she stepped and slipped on the cut hair on the floor! Swept my hair off the floor 4 times, hahaha.. I didnt know I got so much hair!

I thought my hairstyle was cool, Candy said my hairstyle was cool, but when I reached home, my mum told me my new hairstyle sux! She says it reminds her of this old film she watched when she was young, a japanese hero boy called WATARI. I have no idea who is that but Watari sounds cool! Hahha.. Nevermind lah, what is done cannot be undone now, so I have to live with my new WATARI hairstyle! YoooHoooo!