Dear Vermins

Darn Vermins!

Seriously I cannot stand people who act like sneaky little tiny weeny viruses who gets into your imnune system and tear down your reputation apart and suck you into the infernos of hell. I have absolutely NO respect for that. So please, stop it before I scratch you jialat jialat like a copy-cat! RoARR!

I would appreciate it better if you stabbed my face right in front of me, coz throughout the years I have cultured a super vaccination against insults and I am improving on the formula. You can call me anything you want right in my face but DON'T do it anywhere else where my blind spots are! And NEVER insult any of my love ones, coz I will turn mad and horns will grow on my head and I promise I will use my pitch fork and jam up where your sun dont shine!

I am so freaking angry I feel like sewing a zip on your fuggin filthy mouth to shut your stinky manhole up so your shite would stop ozzing out from your mouth!! OMG I am so angryy!!!! Now I understand, You are the very reason why god created the middle finger!!! ARRGGGGGGGG!!!! My brain's Mr Hyde is overpowering Dr Jekyll.. So you better watch out,you better not cry, coz I'm tellin you why! Santa Claus is coming to kill you now!!!

PS-Didnt your mama tell you NEVER to offend any of the Woman species???



Sarcastically Yours,
From Your FIEND,
Jill The Ripper