A Letter to Mr Depp

Dear Mr Johnny Depp,

I crown you as the Most Desirable guy alive on planet Earth! You give me heartache just by looking at your pictures because you are so ridiculously good-looking.. awwwww... you have no idea how much I think of you when you are not around by my side all these years!

I wished you would ask me out for a date someday, but I know I would never ever ever have the chance because, I also know, when you really do ask me out for a date, I would probably be dead coz its beyond comprehension and I might just go crazy and stab myself many times happily. So, if you can, try not to ask me out lah hor? thanks

And also, try not to act in so many movies lah, coz everytime when I watched a movie with you starring in it, I usually end up not understanding the whole movie, because I was busy looking at you and only you you you until end of the movie.

Mr Depp, you truely amazed me with lotsa confusions.. how can anyone so beautiful like you ever existed in such an ugly world? How come I am drooling non-stop, how did you do that? Why must you be so handsome? Why must you be so interesting in both reel and real life? Why Why Why??

So moral behind this post? Simple.. I answer you.. the moral of this post is..

I LIKE JOHNNY DEPP!!!

yah , you know it!
XXX
Cookiss