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Saturday, September 24, 2005

Instant Idiot, Just Add Alcohol ~ Part 2

Want somemore drunk-women-stories.. here you go..
Location : SSC
Event : Ladies Night ( Thurs )

Ok, its always the case, drunk women likes to lock themselves up in the toilet cubicle....naked. Dun ask me why but it always happens, the worst was this woman, she was completely naked ( and stinko ) sitting on de toilet bowl completely knocked out by the alcohol. Belle had to climb into the cubicle and unlock the toilet door so all of us can go in, I tried speaking to her but no response, then i shaked her, no response, then I took the hose and spray water all over her, still no response.. So bo bian gotto dress her up with her soiled clothes so that the guys could carry her out ( well you dun expect the guys to carry her out naked ) Wah rao! I thought dress her up, like dressing barbie doll up, so easy, scarli, this woman, she wore girdles, if we dont hlp her wear her girdles, we wont be able to pull her pants up & her pants is damn tight!! It took 5 girls to hold her up and 3 girls to pull her girdles & pants up! Wad da hell?? We decided to leave her bra in her bag and we slip her top over for her. After that we got the guys to come in to carry her out, they didnt handle her properly, as they carry her thru the cubicle..WHAM! her head kena de cubicle door, and ..WHAM! another time kena the main toilet door, we could see a bump growing on her forehead, well after 2 WHAMS! she is still not responsive. All we needed to was to get her out of the toilet out of de club and we left her with her husband's friend in a nearby hotel... husband's friend?? Yeah her hubby was missing when she was hidding in de toilet. I dunnoe wad happened after that.
The next time when she saw us, she was just telling us how bad her head hurts when she woke up after that night, we just gave her a sly smile. hehehe.. oh well we did our best liao!

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