The Misconception of Cookiss

Who is Cookiss? ....
-Gay guys loves telling Cookiss about their 'personal' adventures.
-Lesbians assumes she has a label.
-Drunk woman cannot differentiate Cookiss if SHE is a Man or a Woman.
-Friends always feed her with pornographic content.
-SSC customers thinks she is an alcoholic.
-Lulu calls her a Butch.
-Stephie calls her a Bitach.
-Mr Tham calls her a Groupie.
-Belle calls her Dark Angel.
-Lien calls her his No.1 Enemy.
-Chirstians thinks she is a Cult.

Yesh... Cookiss is none other then ME!
I feel so misunderstood, and I have to clarify my reputation right HERE right NOW!

TO MY GAY GUY FRIENDS - I like you guys very much but not when u start telling me about your 'special' & 'personnal' encounters with your partners! I dont wanna hear the details and I dont need the details! Spare me the details please!!

TO LESBOS & LULU & STEPHIE & DRUNK WOMEN ( all labels ) - I know I am not your normal kinda girly girly girl. You can make sure by asking if I am straight or not BUT dont just assume I am a lesbo, and start asking for my 'label'. How to give you a label when I am freaking STRAIGHT!! de Passives, you can touch me and kiss me all you want but you aint gonna get anything from me by doing that coz I am STRAIGHT!!

TO MY PORNOGRAPHIC FRIENDS - I am an ANTI-PORN woman! I feel porn degrades women and I refused to indulge in any porn to corrupt me brains. Intimacy should be private, and personal to couples, not posting it all over de media manz! And dun tell me dirty jokes coz I dont understand them and I dunnoe how to handle them.

TO THE ALCOHOLICS - I may have good alcohol knowledge & I work in a club but that doesnt mean I can drink manz, I am not pretending, I am really allergic to alcohol, one mouthful and I go mad. I can even die from taking alcohol. Unless you want me to die or else dun force me to drink! Thank you very much!!

TO BELLE & LIEN - I am not Dark and I am not your enemies!! I am your friend!! I just speak damn direct thats it. Friends gotto be frank to each other right? Come back to me soon!

TO MR THAM - I am NOT a groupie, I am just a BIG fan & friend k! I think groupies are mad people and I dun wanna be called a groupie!

TO THE "CHURCHY" PEEPZ - I am NOT a cult & I love God, maybe you peepz should check out the meaning of that word b4 you use it. And leave me alone DUN come near me! SHOO!

>>>>>Misconception of Cookiss - CASE CLOSED!