Instant Idiot, Just Add Alcohol ~ Part 1

Every Thursday is Ladies Night @ SSC, Its always jammed packed inside with 'some kinda weird human species' .. they dont seem normal to me.
I hate the women on ladies night, their pattern is like, we-come-out-free-drinks-they-come-out-their-lives kinda, drink until like there's no tomorrow. Then in the end they embarrass themselves when they get pissed drunk. Shall highlight a little about tonight's shift..
Have you spoken to a drunk woman before? I suggest NOT coz they smell BAD, especially when they have Vodka & Cranberry, that concoction itself smells like puke , plus them hurling their breath at you when they speak to u....yuckz.. it's really a BIG turned off! Just tonight, got one super-wasted woman was trying to speak to me, just when she finished speaking , she turned into a MERLION suddenly! Wah! Good thing I jumped away fast manz! Everyone around her could SEE what she had eaten for the day, and she is super stinky & the whole club stunk like HER after that! No one dared to go near her coz she was like a stinko-seaweed-octopus spinning around ( dunnoe she dancing to the beat or if she is giddy ) All her belongings & friends cannot be found ...so in the end the bouncers gotto pull her to one of the outside tables, and there, she coma alone.. SO pathetic right, so pathetic until I have got a parody for her.. in the tune of Lickie Mati's ' SHE BANGS ' ( chorus only ) My version ' SHE STINKS! '

( chorus ) She Stinks! She Stinks!
Oh my Gawd when She Spins, She Spins,
I go crazy, cause..
She looks like a Human BUT she Stinks like a PIG
Coma alone and she's history...
She STINKS!

She is NOT de only one. I have many more drunk women incidents to relate, too many to type now coz I am 'high' due to inhaling too much rotten air in the club .. shall write more when I wakie .. that's ALL for now folkz!